The Store for You

Hanging at the local Kmart
I go there cause shopping is smart
See the blue light, I start to run
Shopping here is fun, fun, fun

In and out of every isle
I love all these really hip styles
What do I see up on the rack
Spiffy boxers in a 3 pack

Chorus: Hop, Skip, Jump on down
Nothing better than shopping around
Come on it's the thing to do
Kmart is the store for you

On my way to Automotive parts
I stopped of for another cart
I got what I need, got it real fast
At these prices, I can afford to laugh

I know it's silly, but it's true
Kmart is always the thing to do
I stop there 3 times a week
Without this place, I'd be a geek